I suppose you must be wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today. Allow me to shed some light on the subject. It’s basically just so you can all worship me. Because of that one time I saved the world from that flaming elephant and the zombie founding fathers. I guess what I’m trying to say is… Love me. I shot the presidents. Now please go back to talking about how awesome I am. Thank you. Also, kindly direct me to the free drinks they had in the brochures. And does this place have tacos? This place had better fuckin’ have tacos. Someone should bring me tacos. Go forth and taco. FLY, MY PRETTIES. 

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f2f - wade & lu

organizedlightninglu:

Lu laughs as he kisses her hand.  ”I’m not your roomie. I just sleep here sometimes.” She hadn’t even heard him moving in. “Your real roommate is out of town. He’s a pretty cool guy though.” 

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Wow. No comments regarding the suit? By the way, I ain’t Santa. Props to you for not seeing suits, though. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. [He skips over to the fridge, then opens it and looks inside.] Ooooh! Waffles!

f2f - wade & lu

I didn’t know my roomie had boobs. This is a beautiful moment. I think I just shed a tear. [He kneels before her and takes her hand, kissing it.] Ashante. And bonjour. And hon hon hon baguette avec du fromage.

posted Aug 11, 2014 at 2:19 with 3 notes
tagged as: #f: lu #i: lu #f: all
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— Anonymous: 1, 2, 3

GET OUT OF HERE YOU NUMERICAL SWINE!

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— Anonymous: 1, 8, 24, 32, 38, 40, 46

I don’t speak number. Get out of my inbox. Google translate doesn’t know what to do with this shit.

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tumblrbot: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

One time Britney Spears was a robot. I want her, but also Godzllla. Merged into one. On a spaceship. In space.

text - logan & wade

Wade:Guess who's back. Back again. Wadey's back. Tell a friend.
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